Bastard ColleaguesYou've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
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chthonic, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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Anger management.OK, J wasn't a bastard, but he was amusingly angry at times, and had a very short fuse. Let me give you an example:
All is going well, when, from the other end of the building, we hear
"Bastard! Fucking shitting bastard! Cunt! Jeezus Christ! FUCKING BASTARD CUNTING ARESEHOLE FUCKING BOLLOCKS SHIT!"
J works with heavy and expensive stuff, so there's naturally a few people who are concerned - and more who want to see the carnage that must have prompted such an outburst.
"J! Are you OK?"
"FUCK!"
"What's wrong?"
"I've dropped my FUCKING PENCIL! AGAIN!"
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Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:17,
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Cheers Enzyme...You've just reminded me of someone.
Thanks for the inspiration!
*Starts typing like a frenzy*
*Clicks*
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Pooflake ...time of death, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:11,
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