Hang on, I smell bullshit
How can it be a "couple fee" if women go free?

Surely it's just a bloke fee?
(square go, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:22, 1 reply)

couples are £25
men £35
single women free

seriously fella, what possible benefit could I get from making this stuff up?
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:24, closed)

Well I never...
I'm from The Wirral. I had no idea!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:25, closed)

calm down there, big lad
where did I say that I doubted your story? I'm just trying to get my head around the maths.

Nice ninja editing, by the way. Much clearer now.
(square go, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 21:51, closed)

i think it was this part...
Hang on, I smell bullshit
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:17, closed)

fuck, now you mention it
there I go, casting aspersions again.
(square go, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:24, closed)

no probs
and I probably was being a bit too defensive there, sorry. my bad.

from the intial post it does look a bit odd but it works out that if a man and a woman got in as a couple they could save themselves a tenner. It's also worked out, I presume, to allow an equal mix of both sexes by skewing the admission fee in favour of single women. we got there at around 10pm and left at 4am . we saw alot of stuff which I was going to put in the original post but given the outrage some of the people replying have shown, it was probably wise I didn't go into detail .
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 14:20, closed)

interesting website
Is this the place Tommy Sheridan was going to? Did you see him there?

You can't miss him, he's the same hue as that big bloke from the Tango adverts.
(square go, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:03, closed)

It sounds
strikingly and completely real to me. been there done that - much more fun to go "dogging"!
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 22:07, closed)