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Big Girl's Blouse asks: Drug fuelled orgies ending in a pile of vomit? Accidental spillage of Chocolate Pudding looking like a dirty protest? Someone walking in on you doing something that isn't what it looks like?... Tell us about your Bedroom Disasters

(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 15:14)
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An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis. It really did happen. I will forever be gutted. You stupid man. A gourmet lunch, a drooling appetite. The image is burned into my retina forever. She was so beautiful, and now I am old.
(, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 23:54, 11 replies)
No-one is impressed by this, they've all got supermodel girlfriends here.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 6:50, closed)
"flaccid"

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:44, closed)
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
An E, a Vogue model and a flacid penis
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:03, closed)
oh my

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:59, closed)
A vogue model with a flaccid penis?
Lucky escape there pal...
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:14, closed)

gimmie an 'e'
e!
gimmie a 'model'
durr!
gimmie a 'cock'
wobble!
what does it spell?
flacid :(
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:42, closed)
Hmmmm...
I never found E stopped an erection - just made it damn hard work to tip over the edge. Shagging like a steam-train for hours is more boring than it sounds!

Now, 2C-B was like ecstacy with added spunking...
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:55, closed)
The pills were probably a bit 'smacky'.

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:22, closed)
and the girl 'not real-y'

(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 21:58, closed)
I had a similar experience at a house party once
Very near identical in fact, only the lady in question wasn't a Vogue model, nor indeed any kind of model for that matter. She was still fit though and I couldn't get it up :(
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:15, closed)
Pure poetry
"She was so beautiful, and now I am old."
(, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 16:01, closed)

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