home cooking??
The worst, anything cooked by my mother "nuff said".

The best, well I am still working on that list, but probably to date freshly caught lobster lightly cooked in butter.
(raith50, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 13:57, 4 replies)

This would only be 'nuff said
if every single person reading this had been fed your mother's cooking and knew what it was like.


Every single person just having had your mother simply doesn't count.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:08, closed)

how exactly
do you lightly cook something? surely it is either fucking cooked or fucking raw.
FUCK ME
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:23, closed)

Ah, Lobster
I approve of any food that's eaten with a hammer and a bucket bib...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:38, closed)

I once bought a cooked and dressed lobster for 50p from Asda and left it on the kitchen table, planning to feed it to my cats after I'd had a brew and a sit-down.
As I sipped my tea I heard a clattering sound and turned just in time to spot the lobster running across the hall floor. F.A. the tomcat had abducted it and was dragging it away like a hostage.

He'd sniffed it out, unwrapped it and got it down from the table and was now off to enjoy his prize in peace. I left him to it - he deserved it. Bet that was the best thing HE ever ate.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 16:17, closed)