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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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A random tramp and his incest quip.
I saw a bunch of kids hassle an old tramp in the high street one day and they were calling him every single vile name they could think of....after maybe 10 minutes of this barrage of abuse the tramp had enough and roared at the top of his voice 'AWAY AND PULL YER UNCLE OAF YER MAW'.

The look of confusion on the kids faces was classic and it took them at least 15 minutes to figure it out.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 1:30, Reply)

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