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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Whilst having a row in the pub with his ex,
a friend of mine was heard to utter:

"Shut up you tart. The most intelligent thing that ever came out of your mouth is my cock!"

Classy.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 15:24, Reply)

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