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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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I honestly have said some good ones
but I can't remember them so have this crap one instead.
When I was in school some guy used the ol' "You're mum's so stupid she got locked in Tesco and starved"
To which I said: "You're mum's so FAT she got locked in Tesco and starved"

Do you see? Not my best.
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 15:43, Reply)

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