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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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mum bashing
I'm not usuakly a fan of the "yo mamma" jokes, but i heard a kid on the bus the other day come out with a fucking stormer!

He and his mate were sat there ripping each other, and his mate called his ma a slag, so he turns to him and says with a grin

"yeah, well your mum's so fat it takes to bus rides and a train to reach her good side"

Laugh? I nearly soiled myself!
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 16:27, Reply)

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