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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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In London's 'vibrant' Soho...
I was apprached by an prostitute who was trying to prostitute herself upon me. She was dead tacky and cheap. Said she, in broad cockney, "Orlright love, are you lookin' for a lady?"
I said, "No, and if I were, it certainly wouldn't be you."
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 17:11, closed)

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