A couple from my days at Woolworths
I had a woman come up to me whilst I was busying myself on the shop floor, conversation went thus:

Woman: Where would I find make up bags?
Me: Probably Boots.

She then left without another word.

There was also a woman working there who had servere Hypochondria, everyday whoever was unlucky enough to be on lunch at the same time as her was subjected to upto an hour of complaints about her health. Anyway, one day I was running late (not for the first time) and as I burst through the door of the downstairs office to sign in I was met by the manager and this woman, before the manager could say anything she made a comment about me being late again to which I replied "Well I would stop to ask how you are but I haven't got time."

I could still here the manager laughing as I went up the stairs, and from what I've heard he couldn't work for a few minutes after cos he kept cracking up.
(Former Woolies worker (pity me), Fri 30 Apr 2004, 20:25, Reply)