Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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When I was much youngerI went with my dad to the store one day. The lady in front of us wouldn't stop swearing, so my dad asked her nicely to stop swearing since I was with him. She then turned to him and said something along the lines of "Why don't you shut the fuck up asshole" (you could tell she was a real high class lady: pure white trash)
My dad's reply, "Takes one to know one." Sure, it's old, but it was effective in getting her to look even more stupid, because the only thing she could fire back was the ever so witty "Oh yeah? Fuck you."
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Or is it?, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 20:44,
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