I recently threw away my collection of printed pronography
I gathered all my mags up and chucked them in a bin bag and dumped it in my neighbours bin. As I did so I felt a tear course down my cheek. There was no point of leaving the collection in the woods for kids to find, cherish and masturbate furiously to. Bloody new fangled internet ruining the traditions of the past.
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:37, 7 replies)

That
wasn't a tear coursing down your cheek......!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:01, closed)

'...dumped it in my neighbours bin...'
Genius.
Clicky!
(ukraine space monkey, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:21, closed)

I'm firmly of the view that internet porn is at the root of childhood obesity.
I used to walk for MILES in the countryside hunting for porn.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:38, closed)

Loathe as I am to click this.
*clicks*
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:12, closed)

If you want local kids to stumble upon your collection of internet pornography
Set up a dedicated unlocked wireless connection and share your porn folders (and your porn folders only) over the network.

When I was at university the IT officer of a neighbouring college had rigged up a strictly unofficial server called Tinky-Winky, which contained several terrabytes of warez, ripped TV series and films, music, and the odd porno. We loved that guy. In fact, my university seemed to have a tradition of employing hackers: the IT officer at my college when I was there had been recruited on the basis that he had set up his own web server from his room whilst an undergraduate and single-handedly accounted for 90% of college internet traffic one Christmas. They realised they could either kick him out or hire him, and made the business-savvy choice.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:50, closed)

Brilliant!
I am totally doing that!
(idle insomniac enjoys listening to Sigur Rós at stupid hours, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:15, closed)

You should have sold it..
Some of that old grot fetches a tidy sum through sites like Jobbydealer. There's loads of old gits out there desperate to be reunited with their first love - Wendy from Basingstoke, in Razzle, June 1987, for example.
However, I believe that the serious collector does reject magazines that are stuck together.
(Rsoles, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:44, closed)