Black SheepEvery family has their black sheep, deserved or not. We're still not talking to an uncle who "borrowed" the capital from the family firm, causing it to collapse and leaving my dad out of work for 4 years in his mid 40s. Who aren't you talking to?
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chthonic, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 9:17)
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Uncle BriHis most famous moment was doing the following gag on my first ever, very sensitive girlfriend. We were 16.
"Hello luv. I'll tell you a joke so funny it'll make your tits fall off.
(extended comedy pause staring at her tits)
Oh you've heard it!"
Actually I do speak to him, but not that often. Also in his apocrypha is a story where a monkey throws a poo at him in London zoo. Never to be outdone, he shits in an ice cream pot and lobs one right back at the monkey. But that might be lies.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2005, 9:29, Reply)
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