Duct Tape. A-whoo-oo. Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, etc.
Men (and unfortunate women too) if a long winter evening tempts you to try a bit of kinky sex and you are about to use that ever-handy duct tape as an impromptu gag, here is a tip:

As it is applied, compress your lips together. Hard.

Forget this tip, and when your snog-hungry partner rips that gag off, the following shall occur: a bodged up hair removal attempt on your upper lip PLUS a pair of chaffed lips torn forcibly off your very face.

A bodged waxing might be bearable, but let me be clear: also having your lips torn off is not. You will scream, you will convulse, you will knee your partner right in the claggies and you will spend the rest of the evening in chilly silence while you slowly bleed.

Just sayin'.
(IChewCandlewax, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:47, 10 replies)

Try masking tape
or splash out on micropore tape.

Just saying, like.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:07, closed)

or a scarf

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 10:18, closed)

Ties work well
and leave the lips intact
(Booce, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:10, closed)

Just bludgeon them with a hammer
until the gag is no longer necessary.

(Sorry, thought this was the VIZ Top Tips section)
( brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:57, closed)

Splash out on micropore tape?
Bukkake for first aid fetishists.
( SteamedCleaner, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:01, closed)

That's a very specialised market.

(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:28, closed)

solution
You need to decrease the tackiness of said duck tape. Try sticking it on the cat and ripping it off. If you repeat this twice you have a strip of tape that will have just the right amount of stickyness yet be just forgiving enough for you to indulge in any amount of rape fantasies.
(mersault, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:23, closed)

And will smell of cat.

(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:56, closed)

AND you'll have that fetching 'clawed to ribbons' effect.

(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 16:30, closed)

Try gaffer tape?
Apparently it's designed to be removed easily and quickly and leave no residue.
Seriously though, thanks for the tip.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 17:54, closed)