Bodge JobsIf you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
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You are an insane cretin,a deranged explosive-fixated fuckwit, and a danger to the entire of society, not just those parts of it standing within 40ft of your maniacal devices. I bestow on you a click, my best wishes for your next 4bomb2can experiment, and my desire to imitate your gibbering yet relentless search for a messy death.
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Yes, I see a potential Darwin Award winner hereActually he's lucky it took off at all
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That maybe true Falstaff.But when the current Mid East crisis causes the oil to stop flowing, and England turns into Mad Max territory - what are you going to defend yourself with, your thesaurus?
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 16:44,
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I have never owned a thesaurus.I'm just like this naturally. Perhaps it isn't clear from...y'know, the words, but I approve entirely. Just make sure it flies further away next time.
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Understood!I'll try and keep you out the firing line.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:24,
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