Getting to watch my colonoscopy
thru a dreamy haze of fentanyl and midazolam was actually pretty fucking interesting.

The 4 days of bum-wees on either side of the procedure due to the GO-KIT was not so much disgusting however as down-right fucking harrowing.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 1:02, 5 replies)

ki ca
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 2:10, closed)

I tried to get the doctor
to tell me what it was I was on. Pleasant buzz, very.
He wouldn't, the asshole.
I wouldn't go for the purgative routine. It's a whole lot easier shoving a hose up and turning on the tap.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 2:45, closed)

I could've got it burnt to dvd if I'd really wanted.....

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 2:52, closed)

Like at Alton Towers.

(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:52, closed)

It's the
"getting on and off the ride" that ain't pretty.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:33, closed)