Kippers Vindaloo
After a round of watching Red Dwarf while drunk, a mate and I decided to try all the joke recipes mentioned. The Triple-Decker Fried Egg Sandwich with Chilli Sauce and Chutney was wonderful, the Gazpacho Soup was indeed better warmed up, and Beer flavoured Milkshake was pretty nasty. But the true revelation was Kippers Vindaloo.

Kippers Vindaloo. Food of the Gods. The combination of pungent smoked fish and hot curry was divine, and has become a near-mythical perfect food. In fact I quite fancy one now.

However.

The next day, sweet jesus on a stick! The farts! They smelled like something diseased had crawled up your arse and died. The air was turning greenish and felt greasy; it made your eyes water and plants wilt. Have you ever tried to get away from your own arse?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:40, 9 replies)

Everything I make is "Kippers" something.
I may give this one a miss though, on advisement of the Mrs.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:52, closed)

Click for 'have you ever tried to get away from your own arse?'

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 12:22, closed)

^that

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 12:43, closed)

^this

( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 13 Jul 2013, 11:41, closed)

^ nuff said

(harem-member hiding in the corner, Sun 14 Jul 2013, 23:03, closed)

Always wanted to try 'The Triple-Decker Fried Egg Sandwich with Chilli Sauce and Chutney'
Curry sounds pretty lush too, I find you need strong flavours for good curry; why I always have lamb as opposed to poor man's chicken.
(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 12:36, closed)

the triple fried egg sarnie is a true delight

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:32, closed)

The other morning I was making a cup of tea in the kitchen and I let one go
It was so rotten that on the way back from the kitchen to the bedroom I doubled up coughing, spilling tea all over the hallway carpet, then I had to explain to the missus how it happened :(
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 12:37, closed)

You never mind the smell of your own.
A fart has to be pretty foul to overcome mothers love.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 12:43, closed)

*That's* how bad it was

To paraphrase Ben Elton: "Farts are like kids: you quite like your own".
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 16:25, closed)

Ale
Substantial quantities of ale, from a barrel that hadn't settled properly. This has happened on a couple of occasions, both stag weekends where buying beer by the barrel seemed like a good move.

The next morning, if I could have, I'd have detached my arse and buried it.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 12:59, closed)

sprouts,pints and pints of mild, chicken bhuna from the Kashmir in Bradford and
lots of milk creates a most unpleasant odour from the bowels. Actually causing others to vomit and near vomit.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:05, closed)

cheap cider
produces farts that are not only vile, but leave a lingering odour of stale apples dipped in sewage.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:33, closed)

You do realise that Gazpacho soup is a real thing,
and not a "joke recipe" invented by Grant Naylor?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:51, closed)

Yes, of course. The joke part was eating it hot.

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 16:24, closed)

Tomato soup?
Kerazy!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 21:12, closed)

what?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 16:36, closed)