Purple-Helmet Warrior
I learned when I was 7 that you should never ever pull your foreskin back when going for a piss (it got stuck back). It will ensure an embarrassing visit to the doctor with Mother Speed and a unhappy Mini-Speedy.
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 19:11, 5 replies)

I take it that only applied as as kid?
Or does your foreskin still not work properly?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 19:35, closed)

always pull your foreskin back when going for a piss
to ensure a directable stream

as above, if your foreskin doesn't go back there's something wrong with it
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 23:30, closed)

What he said

(SimianKid internet faffer, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 10:57, closed)

It's all fine and dandy now, Mini-Speedy is fully funtional fortunately
But when it curls in on itself (Which is what it did, Don't ask how as I simply don't know) and gets stuck like that and you got to walk around like that for a week or two, It's quite cringing, Even now *shivers*
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:35, closed)

My mother knew how to put a convertable top back up
and I knew better than to let her touch mine.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 1:23, closed)