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This week we hand the honours over to DippyFi, who asks:

"Got your girlfriend stuck on your Prince Albert? Had an argument with your tattoo artist mid-tattoo? Piercing mysteriously dissolved the cartilege in your ear? Or worse: decided to pierce yourself while you were drunk? Go on, I wanna hear all the gory details!"

The closest I've got to body piercing was when a friend stuck a sodding gardening fork through my right hand. It wasn't a good look to be honest.

(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:02)
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I've been inked.
I have a tattoo on my arse.

It's of a policeman, holding a torch, pointing upwards, towards the 'crack'.

The copper on my arse has a speech bubble. It says.

'Come down Mr Brown, we know you are up there'.

I thought it was funny at the time, I no longer think it's funny, partly because for about 6 months after I had it done, loads of people (including strangers) wanted to see it, therefore, I spent the best part of half a year 'mooning' in various pubs, clubs, bars and airport.

Well, not airports, but you know what I mean.

I'm new here, and I apologise.

Still, it's 'goodbye, new-bi Tuesday' or however it is the song went.

Length and girth are both minimal.

Hello everyone.
(, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 13:50, closed)

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