I can't remember her name
she worked in a bar called Bliss in stalis, crete greece, and has done for a few summers
Whilst I was helping a friend out in a bar at the other end of stalis (coyotes) for high season and on her days off she would come and see me for a bit, we'd have a chat, this was probably due to the fact that our first meeting was her boss talking her into giving me a lift back to the bar I was working in after I'd carried his lost dog (which had wandered into our bar and was not only enormous but very un manageable) the quarter mile back to him - I think she was impressed.

She had an astounding dark beauty and enormous breasts, and an amazing sense of humour

alarm bells never rang

I somehow ended up meeting her one night with a few friends, one by one they dispersed and we were finally alone, snogging like schoolkids - she had a ferociously sensual kiss that set the heart aflame, and the libido a frenzy! We went back to mine, and began coitus.

Unfortunately I lived with two "Hilarious" flatmates that came home from the piss and hadn't pulled, so they decided to bang on my door and generally disturb us, which I thought was quite funny if not a little irritating

she did not

at his point the funny, sexy girl I'd took home changed into a strangely squirming sexbeast that was suddenly clambering away and screaming with a devilish look in her eyes of fury and hate combined

MAKE THEM STOP I did - I'm no surprise sexer

I'm talking SCREAMING "I'll fucking kill you" and trying to TEAR out of the room still naked to hurt my flatmates - who deserved it really

I calmed her down (a little) and gor her to at least put her knickers back on

my (greek) landlady was awake now and came out to see what all the commotion was about, I come out to apologise to her and warn my flatmates that they MAY SOON DIE - at this precise moment she then sneaks out of my room with a 2 LITRE FUCKING WINE BOTTLE and chases the flatmate that's standing outside his room into it - where he then stood making faces at the window, so she threw the bottle at the window - he wasn't hurt (luckily) just a little shocked at being almost bottled by a large breasted half naked brunette psychopath who obviously had "issues"


that's when I decided to get her the fuck out of there

I drove her home, it took me about 2 hours to calm her down and yes


I did still shag her

She was fucking fantastic


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( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:31, Reply)