Beautiful but BonkersI used to see this girl from time to time. Face of an angel, body of a goddess, great in bed. The only downside was her emotional state. When she wasn't crying, she was screaming. Violence was never far from the agenda, and I finally called it quits when she sat down in the middle of a busy street, drunker than I thought possible, howling like a banshee and swearing at passers-by.
What kind of lunacy have you put up with in the name of lust?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:31)
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SquaddiesIt was sort of a blind date...his mate was shagging my mate....I met him from the train...he farted in the car....eeeeewwww!! and laughed afterwards.....I gave him a blowjob in the B & Q carpark (what a slapper!)...didn't realise he hadn't meant that at all...he was only after a quick feel...oops...he was a virgin...oops....only stopped when the security guys turned up......
Um....who was the bonkers one? He was very good looking....model material....but gay....
Length - OH. MY. GOD. (Actually tooooooo much - yes guys....you can get too much of a good thing...particularly if they don't know what to do with it.....) Girth....not that impressive...but I was only a convent girl.....
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 19:36,
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