Beautiful but BonkersI used to see this girl from time to time. Face of an angel, body of a goddess, great in bed. The only downside was her emotional state. When she wasn't crying, she was screaming. Violence was never far from the agenda, and I finally called it quits when she sat down in the middle of a busy street, drunker than I thought possible, howling like a banshee and swearing at passers-by.
What kind of lunacy have you put up with in the name of lust?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:31)
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many years ago i was half watching Baywatch on the telly when myintensely jealous girlfriend sidled up next to me and whispered in my ear using a voice not disimiliar to Gollems...'Do you like staring at all those tits & imagining what it's like fucking all them bitches?'.
I jumped as I hadn't realised she was in the room, she having entered from the bedroom behind me.
I panicked and as she stormed out I stood up shouting 'I wasn't staring at the tits, I was following the story!'.
(If this weeks question was 'the worst comeback line of all time' then I'd surely be a winner!).
Bless her though, she'd had big problems with the men before me. She was gorgeous and slim with an arse you could bounce a penny off. Then she met me, became happy, put on weight because she was happy, went as mad as a barrel of squirrels and i left. She was then miserable, became slim again and repeated the cycle with someone else.
Turns out she was diagnosed schizo a few years later...does this mean I dated two beautiful & bonkers women or one?
(, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 15:22, closed)
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