Beautiful but BonkersI used to see this girl from time to time. Face of an angel, body of a goddess, great in bed. The only downside was her emotional state. When she wasn't crying, she was screaming. Violence was never far from the agenda, and I finally called it quits when she sat down in the middle of a busy street, drunker than I thought possible, howling like a banshee and swearing at passers-by.
What kind of lunacy have you put up with in the name of lust?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:31)
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Some grouches do pick'em.One ex was very fit and very very... bendy, being an ex-ballerina. This was obviously a good thing.
Unfortunately she had a tendency to puke(with excitement, I should add) every time I phoned.
The point her boss asked me to no longer phone her at work as the vomiting was becoming a distraction was the point I decided to call it all a day.
Another was (fairly brutally) discarded when she developed a taste for victorian dress. In public. And including bonnets.
I recently discovered that she married a french herbalist in a pagan setting and now lives in a commune, somewhere near Lille.
A third - I was devoted too. So much so that I got engaged to her. And then dumped, rather brutally - karma will out, it seems.
Unbeknownst to me, she now edits Mills and Boon - lucky bloody escape, i reckon.
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Grouch would quite like his clients to stop being numptys, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:27,
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