Diary of Anne Frank
Some interesting quotations:

"Monday, 1st November 1941: Hid"

"Tuesday, 2nd November 1941: Hid"

"Wednesday, 3rd November 1941: Looked out of window and watched marching Nazis. Hid"

What?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 21 May 2008, 17:37, 11 replies)

*click*
heh heh
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:44, closed)

pfttttt

( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:45, closed)

Reminds me of
one of Frankspencer's classics.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:50, closed)

...
Dante Hicks: Have you become so bitter that you now feel the need to attack the handicapped?
Randal Graves: What handicap? They guy's just in a wheelchair, its not like he's Anne Frank or something.
Dante Hicks: Anne Frank?
Randal Graves: Yeah, the chick that was all duhhh, till the miracle worker showed up and knocked smarts into her.
Dante Hicks: You're talking about Helen Keller.
Randal Graves: No I'm not, I'm talking about Anne Frank. She was deaf, dumb and blind.
Dante Hicks: No she wasn't. Helen Keller was deaf, dumb and blind.
Randal Graves: Are you sure?
Dante Hicks: Yup.
Randal Graves: Then who the fuck's Anne Frank?
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 21 May 2008, 18:16, closed)

It's an oldy
but a definite goody.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:24, closed)

Ooh
On my birthday she hid...
( ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Wed 21 May 2008, 21:34, closed)

thicko
November 1st 1941 was a Saturday
(Rich T has a clever and witty sig, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:06, closed)

i found this a bit hard to swallow...
a few years ago 1stmrsblaireau69 and i went into waterstones to buy a copy of the diary for her younger sister and couldn't find it anywhere among the autobiographies...

eventually we sought assistance only to be told (by a smug, whiney faced little shit) that we were OBVIOUSLY looking in the wrong section cos the book we were after wasn't an autobiography but could be found amongst the kiddies fiction.

WTF??? FICTION? KIDS??

Seriously folks, that's where we found it. complete with happy rainbow and fluffy kitten ending. i'm not joking.

makes me fucking sick that some flongtard in a suit thinks that it's okay to edit modern history just incase the truth upsets the kiddies.

grrr.

double grrr.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 21 May 2008, 22:35, closed)

are you
getting these from "the big book of jokes even your dad would be too embarassed to tell because they are so ancient"?
( 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 21 May 2008, 22:59, closed)

I know, I know...
Yes, it's crap. But in the true spirit of b3ta I couldn't help myself...

Just wait until I post the extract from the diaries of Rudolf Hess:

"Monday, 23rd September 1982: Went for a walk around the Spandau Prision gardens... etc"
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 22 May 2008, 9:24, closed)

^ Or of course Elizabeth Fritzl...
Monday - stayed in, raped by dad.
Tuesday - stayed in, raped by dad.
Wednesday - stayed in, raped by dad.
Thursday - stayed in, raped by dad.
Friday - stayed in, raped by dad.
Saturday - went to watch [insert name of local crap football team]. Should have stayed in.


*buys ticket to Hull*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 22 May 2008, 9:59, closed)