Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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Drunken Junkie Run-ins...Hmm, one night (when we were all about 16) my friend had a party in the flat her parents used to rent out. Now noone was staying in it so it was the perfect place for a party. We're all getting pissed, some of us doing some drugs and all making a noise when the neighbour comes up to threaten us to get out or he'll call the police. We laugh, not realising this is the second or third party in as many nights. An hour passes when who turns up at the door? Mr policeman, that's who. Quite a few people freak out, decide to hide the booze and drugs outside the window or inside furniture, etc. Some (paranoid) people decide to hide themselves, locking themselves in cupboards and under furniture (sadly not outside the window). Police barge in, throw us all out after finding all those playing hide-n-seek and leave us outside in a hell-hole of a neighbourhood with the neighbour standing smirking at the window.
Took 2 years for her parents to find out about the party though!
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Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:41,
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