Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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Angry manIt didn't really have anything to do with me, but I was there anyways. A few mates had been going around causing trouble before they met up with me, and that included spray painting a bloke's car. So we were walking down the street when said car comes speeding towards us and knocks one of the mates into the windscreen. This big fat bloke gets out and puts him inside the car and drives off. A while later, we found him nearby, and apparently the fat bloke wanted him to point out the person that sprayed the car. Being the helpful guy I know he can be, my mate got out the car and escaped. We hung around for a bit longer until a car with the bloke's family and a policecar started driving around looking for us. I took that as a cue to leave.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2004, 23:21, Reply)
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