Breakin' The Law'I'd taken some mushrooms in a pub,' writes Allen Smithee, 'and things had got a bit odd. People turning into goblins, barstools into toadstools etc. I wandered off from my friends and found myself in a carpark. I noticed a huge liquorice allsort driving towards me and Bertie Basset got out. I kinda realised that Bertie was a policeman and my brain went into paranoid fast forward. I decided that I must be being arrested and said, "I'll just get in the back of your car, Officer" Bertie looked at me with disgust, "Not bleeding likely sunshine. Just piss off home ok?"'
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rob, Wed 7 Jan 2004, 20:34)
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beerin my last year at uni i lived opposite the indian takeaway. they used to keep their kegs locked in the alley down the side of the restaurant. one night after a particularly heavy drinking session we noticed it was unlocked. and after investigation aquired ourselves two full kegs... four weeks and one rather large party later a policeman knocked on our door, asked for me by name and said 'i believe you can help us'
didn't actually get arrested because we hadn't gotten into one of the kegs and gave them back to the restuarant.
thats as close as i've come so far
(, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 20:01, Reply)
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