Desmond Morris and his intellectual process:
1 I like tits
2 tits give me a stiffy
3 monkeys shag doggy fashion
4 tits must have evolved to make me think of monkey bums
5 i'll write that down as soon as i've had a wank

ie not the most reliable analysis on the planet
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Sun 9 May 2010, 10:35, 2 replies)

Mmmmmm
monkey bums

One thing Desmond Morris fails to explain is this; what is the evolutionary advantage of having breasts that remind men of bums when women have bums anyway and could just show us their bums? It seems awfully unnecessary to have two bum-shaped body parts where one will suffice.
(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Sun 9 May 2010, 15:55, closed)

i'd rather not shit out of my cleavage, thanks

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:59, closed)

For Hungary
it was clear that the girl next door approach would not work so, screw the traditional values and get a post opp transexual to flog your cancer sticks.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:42, closed)

Ha ha ha ha ha
The thought did enter my mind when I saw the source picture...
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 11 May 2010, 4:23, closed)

If you look very
closely you will see a slight bump in her knickers, I did mention she was post opp but you just can't get the surgeons in Hungary anymore.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:59, closed)

Humans walk upright.
This means the arse is no longer at eye level.

Boobs are designed to be easily visible.

Their very evolutionary purpose is as advertising.
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:20, closed)

There doesn't have to be an advantage.
That's the point of sexual selection. Think of a male peacock. Its tail is a disadvantage, to grow it takes resources away from the rest of the body, and makes it more difficult to escape from predators, but because peahens like a large colourful tail it evolved anyway.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 12 May 2010, 19:29, closed)

Agreed
But I was condensing about a chapter of Desmond's shit into two "one liners".
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 11 May 2010, 4:25, closed)