After my serious post
I did promise one or two amusing stories as well.

However this first one is not amusing. It is however embarrassing and that might serve as well as humour in this case.

As you can imagine having big breasts they developed early- I was probably an A or B cup at age 11, and a C cup at age 13. This was horrific for a shy child, at an age where most other girls were still entirely flat. It was especially bad for me because I was pretty much a tom-boy- all my friends were male, and even when little I was a climb trees, air-gun toting, run around and play child. However big jumpers, loose shirts and an angry scowl pretty much solved the problem. Except for swimming. In my first year of secondary it was an all girls grammar school with it's own pool- not so bad. After that though I was in a mixed school and eventually just stopped doing swimming at school.

However I loved swimming. It was one of my favourite sports so I began going outside of school. Hunting around one summer (I was 13 or 14) for my swimsuit I couldn't find it. It was absolutely nowhere, and in frustration I searched everywhere, until I eventually came across an old white one that belonged to my mother. My mother was always about a size 10/12 and by the age I was, I was only a cm shorter than her (now I'm about 4 inches taller) and when I tried it on, it fit absolutely perfectly. It was a nice white, with blue trim, and happily I went off swimming.

Unbenownest to me, the reason this swimsuit had been discarded and packed away in the back of a wardrobe was because the elastic in it had perished. So the instant I went into the water it went pretty much seethrough- at the points of most strain i.e. my breasts. Fine when I was in the water, but when I went for the water-slide I was aware of several teenage boys staring at me as though they simply couldn't believe their luck. And on looking down I realised you could see my breasts through the fabric.

I never went swimming there again.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 May 2010, 16:00, 14 replies)

*starts the clock*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 12 May 2010, 16:06, closed)

it's a true story sadly
and as I stated before I'm not very pretty.

And Amorous Badger, read the post, put yourself in my shoes, and admit that if it happened to you as a 13 year old girl it would be the most embarassing thing ever
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 May 2010, 16:08, closed)

If anything happened to me as a 13 year old girl
I would be very confused.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 12 May 2010, 16:36, closed)

It's the 'PHOTOS' clock, now shush it.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 12 May 2010, 17:42, closed)

I had to wear a bra at age 9.
It wasn't very fun and especially when you had to change in the classroom for PE with boys.

I feel your pain. But not your norks.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 12 May 2010, 16:15, closed)

I also wore a bra at the age of 9
but that's because I'm a wrongun.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 12 May 2010, 16:42, closed)

I just have to precis this
girl grows breasts, steals clothing, gets wet, encourages pedophilia.
(ElectricSexPants would like to be the Sultan of something, Wed 12 May 2010, 16:17, closed)

not exactly stealing clothing
borrowing with intent.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 May 2010, 16:20, closed)

Whatever the intent, it was theft. I know my sisters used to yell 'stop stealing my clothes' rather than 'stop borrowing my clothes with intent' at each other, so I'll take their word for it...

Also I liked your story, teenage shame is always amusing. I do think us boys get the shitty end of the stick, though. Random erections are the root of most shame in the 13-18 demographic.
(ElectricSexPants would like to be the Sultan of something, Wed 12 May 2010, 16:24, closed)

nah the borrowing with intent was just a joke
I'm sure my mother didn't mind, and if I'd ever told her what had happened she would probably have thought I deserved it, and had a good laugh.

Random erections sound bad, but imagine waking up one morning with an entirely new part of your body!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 May 2010, 16:27, closed)

"imagine waking up one morning with an entirely new part of your body!"
That happened to me. Actually, no it didn't. I fell asleep with my knob in a doughnut, and forgot about it, so I thought I'd grown a new body part when I woke up.
(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Wed 12 May 2010, 16:31, closed)

As always the ladies think they've got it worse...
An entirely new part of your body? Piece of piss, I could adapt to wings or a tail in aobut a day. Try a part of your body with a mind of its own who likes bus vibrations, finds material rubbing against it sexy, and enjoys making impromptu tents for about 5 years.
(ElectricSexPants would like to be the Sultan of something, Wed 12 May 2010, 16:43, closed)

Click
It was amusing, though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 May 2010, 17:01, closed)

I think
you should post a picture of what your breasts look like now, so we can maybe get a better impression of how embarrassing it was at the time.



Well no one else seems to have said it...
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Wed 12 May 2010, 23:21, closed)