Jizz Hands
I was on holiday in France a number of years ago, sharing a small rental property with some girl friends. We smoked weed, lazed by the pool and drank wine in the sun all day. It was rather splendid.

I was tanning my front, with my bikini top off. And I was really very stoned. It was getting to the middle of the day, I *should have* gone inside, but there was a great song on the stereo and I was realy very, very, stoned. I could, however, sense that my nipples more sensitive to the scorching rays and were in danger of getting burnt. I cupped my hands over my nipples to protect them until the end of the song... and then I fell asleep.

The lobster red sunburn was exactly what I deserved for displaying such a reckless, teenage disregard for sun safety. The BRIGHT WHITE HANDPRINTS which extended, fingers splayed, up over my cleavage were something truly special though. They took nearly a year to totally disappear and could only be concealed by tops with a matronly neckline.

My girlfriends named them The Jizz Hands.
(HaHa!Snakes! was last seen on, Wed 12 May 2010, 22:39, 1 reply)

Even taking into account the lack of 'photos,
this should win!
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:11, closed)