could we have a dating service?
There's enough flirtation on the boards to suggest a market for this and I think it would fill a niche - most b3tans would laugh at the profiles of most people on the dating sites out there. I've just spent three hours signing up for and perusing dating sites and want those hours back after realising I don't want to date any of those women and that none of them would probably want to date me.
(lost, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:28, Reply)

'ideas' board?
Inspired by each week's newsletter request in shop-me-this, do-me-that style. Possible littering like 'draw me ye olde crude cock' can be avoided by using an 'i like this' similar to /board
( c_kick ™ foulomatic.hnldesign.nl: 10,391,040 combinations, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 22:03, 1 reply)

Is it possible to integrate a spolier html/java code thing?
Where text is blacked out and you scroll over it to reveal what's underneath.

What with all these talks of films, it could be handy.
( mike woz ere is so vain he thought that song was about him, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 15:13, Reply)

Can we have free gift packs with pens and some trial size cakes and dinky cans of pop
And a kite.
Only when you use the kite it isn't really a kite it's a massive voucher for a free meal at Burger King.
Or our names made out of pasta and lentils glued to fluorescent card and sent to us in the post.
( baldmonkey http://baldmonkeystuff.co.uk/dear%20baldmonkey/, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:11, 1 reply)

Is there a way of getting people you have on ignore to not show up in the newsletter?
I want to put rob on ignore to be all punk and shit but it's like all kind of waaaaaah and I just don't know how to deal.
( gronkpan AUSSIES! http://aussiecultureissues.blogspot.com, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:01, Reply)

Posts in QOTW 'off topic' not showing up in posting-history.
I've noticed that in profiles' QOTW posting history, the posts in the 'Off-Topic' section aren't showing up in the posting-history, whereas the posts in all other QOTWs show up. Could someone please fix this?
( mistaspakkaman finally exists!, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 21:15, Reply)

I'd really like an RSS feed for my Gaz inbox.
That'd come in handy because I love RSS feeds.
( the_rhyme_minister needs a DJ name, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 19:16, Reply)

Nav keys
are great, but maybe the Alt and ' to go to new post could leave the new post in (or nearer) the middle of the page. Then you can see what it is a response to.
Cheers
( oldpeopleinthecemetery, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:20, Reply)

'Spotted' (basic idea)
Occasionaly I get a gaz that an image of mine has been spotted somewhere. Usually the copyright footer has been cropped off or altered, meaning I can legally threat someone, which is always fun.

That's why I though of this suggestion. You could come across something and you think 'oi, that originated from b3ta', and post it.

It was better in my head.

It could be combined with my earlier 'request board' suggestion
( c_kick ™ foulomatic.hnldesign.nl: 10,391,040 combinations, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 1:04, 2 replies)

On your friends activities page or something along those lines
could it show if people have clicked 'i like this' on your post, even if they are not your friends?
(rappola , pissing into the wind since, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:23, 1 reply)

Profiles to pick up images that have made it onto the popular page?
www.b3ta.com/board/8571602
( barryheadwound is addicted to Fantastic Contraption, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 12:56, 1 reply)

People should be rewarded somehow for their years of membership.
After 5 years there should be a small reward. Nothing major like something being sent out to your house, but just something either in your profile or by your icon that tells people you've been here...too long.

I'm definitely not saying this because I'm approaching my 5th b3tarday.

I should get extra points for this because, not only am I referring to my 5th birthday, but I managed to post it at 5:55
( mike woz ere is so vain he thought that song was about him, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 5:55, 1 reply)

/stats
Can there be a visible link to the /stats page
( Earl Otterby is ribald to the MAX!!!!!, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 21:17, Reply)

JMG FOR /TALK MOD!
It's not only sensible, but it'd send shock waves through the male breasted community.
On the internet.
( Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:01, 2 replies)

A little bug
I clicked to view a piccy that (I think) had been removed by the user. Anyhooooo, I was taken to the nice b3ta 404 page, which very politely suggested I tried either "home" or message board, but clicking to go to messageboard takes you to this address:
www2.b3ta.com/board/
...which is also a 404.

I clicked again and again but realised I was caught in a recursive loop and a nearby colleague had to reboot me.
( Zak McFlimby, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 11:08, Reply)

can we have an "old skool" button that lets us ignore everyone above a certain user ID number?

( Gilgamesh - Posting a picture? STOP!, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 0:27, 5 replies)

A FART BUTTON!!!!!
We need a small button on the page and when you click it it SOUNDS LIKE A FART!!!!!
( gronkpan AUSSIES! http://aussiecultureissues.blogspot.com, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 0:10, 2 replies)

Can there be an increase in the amount of users we can have on ignore?
please
( Earl Otterby is ribald to the MAX!!!!!, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 23:36, 2 replies)

I'm not sure if this is a bug or just me being a bit useless
but sometimes when I click "I like this!" it doesn't seem to register on the Friends' Activity board...and sometimes it does.

Often people lie forget to click even though they have typed, *clicks* but I know, O Great B3ta God that you can't fix b3tards' fecklessness errors.
( chickenlady says it's the biggest one she ever saw., Wed 16 Jul 2008, 12:09, 1 reply)

Can we just scrap the QOTW board, full stop?
It served its purpose admirably a few years ago, but now it seems the only reason for its existence is to accommodate the fat whinging sub-human failures the rest of the site finds intolerably dull. Free up some bandwidth and let them go back to Blogger or Wordpress - they'll find a more appreciative audience there.
( Woodside Industries aced it(?) in Runcorn, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 2:50, 12 replies)

Any chance
that we could get a "look for replies to comments you've made" type wotsit in the style of flickr for QOTW?

technical terms may have been used
( Madam Marlboro has the username Bert Monkeysex hostage, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 21:20, Reply)

A reply button at the bottom of the thread
"Off Topic" conversations can get a bit long sometimes, and it's a faff to read to the end, just ot have to go back up to the top to click the reply button.

A second "reply" link at the bottom of the page would be just dandy!
( Fireflier is pondering a return to Scotland. Jobs going?, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:31, 3 replies)

Links board mini challenges.
Similar to image challenge but like "Best representation of disappointment in video form" or something like this. I see there is a drop-down menu, but currently it only has "This is a normal post" in it.
( mike woz ere is so vain he thought that song was about him, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 18:31, 1 reply)

Gaz
Is there any way we could get "CC", "BCC" and "FWD" equivalents on gaz?
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 13:04, Reply)

Search for a User by name
In the search it appears you can only search for a users posts by knowing their unique number.

It would be useful to have a name search, i.e. search for all users beginning with "barb..." or something, and then a clicky link to search for their posts.
( Barbarossa DOUGHNUTS, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 13:49, 3 replies)

who is ignoring you
can we have a list of people who are ignore you in our profile.
( Earl Otterby is ribald to the MAX!!!!!, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 8:57, Reply)

I'd like to request a 'Question' forum for /talk..
..so that people can ask questions without their threads being spoiled by people lying about their sex lives, drug intake or unspecific undiagnosed autistic spectrum disorders.
( Amorous Badger has left it minty for you., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 18:30, 1 reply)

Bug Report - Search facility
When you go to the second, third, or subsequent pages in the search results, it shows posts that have appeared in previous pages of the search.

This is very irritating!
( Barbarossa DOUGHNUTS, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:58, 1 reply)

QOTW needs a {citattion needed} button.

( Amorous Badger has left it minty for you., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:19, Reply)

In an effort to cut down on Hilarious Comedy Racism on /talk..
I propose that any racism get automatically changed to 'I think JMG is great' that works in much the same way as the swear filter does.
As the racists are usually JMG haterz, and this will cause such indignantion that they'll sweat off a couple of pounds bashing in angry gazzes to Rob.
( Amorous Badger has left it minty for you., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:34, Reply)