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(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 11:48)
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You know how cr3 blocked any and all Sith Iffrikin IPs because of a mentalist shitting up the board?
Could you do the same with Australia?
(, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:36, 4 replies, latest was 5 hours ago)
Last week's 2nd most popular QOTW reply was Foggsy's request for a QOTW popular button
You used to be able to sort by popularity, then it got removed, then reinstated, then removed. Fucking sort it out (please) - it's clear from Wilf's number of clicks that people want this function.
(, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Every board post should appear on an individual page.
Users should have to click through using tiny buttons hidden at the bottom of the page among a selection of ads for dating and dieting websites.
Some of the ads should look like little navigation buttons.
This is what professional websites look like these days, and b3ta has to keep up or die.
(, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 8:09, 5 replies, latest was 5 days ago)
Ignore
If a profile gets a large amount of ignores, it should get highlighted to an admin picked up for review (ie if 20-30 profiles suddenly ignore in a week for doing something) and if it's for a genuine reason and is not something that can be reversed (as in can be given a warning) ban it. Should get rid of most of the shit advert profiles as they surface and possibly calm down the trolls for a bit.

I don't know if you do this already, if you do then kudos :)
(, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:04, 1 reply, 3 weeks ago)
Can you make the newsletter once a month instead of weekly? That way there might be time to collect enough good stuff to make it worth reading instead of having to pad it out with shit.

(, Fri 24 May 2013, 17:58, 2 replies, latest was 3 weeks ago)
Open the qftw popular page to replies.
I'm sure we'd all rather see pictures of coronation street and posts calling the Emo-spastics mean names.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:31, Reply)
hi, it looks like you can't edit subject lines on /links
so now i look like an illiterate prick
(, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:24, 4 replies, latest was 3 weeks ago)
The 'mail us' link appears to be broken.
I sent a polite reminder to ban the Miseries but they're all still here.
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 22:53, 1 reply, 2 months ago)
Cash prize for every 1000th post please
Or a cash prize for specific numbered posts...the numbers would be chosen by you, of course. Thanks x
(, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 16:59, 1 reply, 2 months ago)
if a user can delete a thread because of shame, or worried that it might not bear close examination in the morning
can you make it so that those users can't edit their posts that formed the content of their deleted thread to make them 'win' the argument with their witty rhetoric, thought up hours after the initial incident?

Alternately, a new button which you can refer a user's spontaneously thought-up 'facts' to an expert panel of internet judges who can give a thumbs-up or thumbs-down to the correctness, logic and validity of the wildly inaccurate statements thrown into the path of a semantic argument, meant to bolster a dubious proclamation that was issued in error in the first place?
(, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 22:16, 5 replies, latest was 2 months ago)
Basically, give me mod privileges and watch this site return to its former glory more or less overnight.

(, Sat 13 Apr 2013, 21:26, 5 replies, latest was 2 months ago)
Script
Can we also have a script that replies to every first post in a thread with the following...


"don't be a cock"

"FFS dude get help"

"^this"
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:23, 2 replies, latest was 2 months ago)
Facebook
Can every single member be FORCED to have a Facebook account before they can login.

Thanks.
(, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:22, 3 replies, latest was 2 months ago)
My "Friends' Activity" page consists mostly of error messages
Is it just me?

... or are they trying to tell me something?
(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)
Can you get hold of another minor celebrity's email address and then make a board where we can post offensive questions and then email them all to them and get sued?

(, Sat 6 Apr 2013, 11:04, Reply)
ignore 2.0 is awesome

(, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 18:26, Reply)
Ignore2.0 is shit.

(, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 20:52, 3 replies, latest was 2 months ago)
If we're not allowed to post pictures on offtopic then why does it support the posting of pictures?

(, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 16:15, 2 replies, latest was 3 months ago)
Also can we have a board that tells you what is for dinner?

(, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Can we have a weather board that tells you what the weather is going to be please?

(, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 14:59, Reply)
maybe close all the boards down because let's be honest, they're shit and no one posts there any more

(, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)
Eggs.

(, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:01, Reply)
Image Challenge vote on the Front Page web log
I don't follow every page of /board when at work, so end up lurking around Fraser's profile page to see if he's posted a new message... would be easier if Image Challenge Vote's ended up on the front page web log.

Ta!
(, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 5:38, 1 reply, 3 months ago)
Links needs a hide button
like the one on the main board.
(, Wed 3 Apr 2013, 16:09, Reply)
Maybe delete this page and /talk because neither of them serve any real purpose.
And calendar while you're at it, nobody worthwhile goes to bashes anymore.
(, Sun 31 Mar 2013, 15:34, 2 replies, latest was 3 months ago)
Help the spastics by updating the FAQ & adding more detail
There seem to be a number of posters who keep going waaaahhh when they see things they don't like, but appear to be acceptable according to the FAQ.

Perhaps these cretins are too thick to understand this, so adding some more detail (preferably in words of one syllable) might help them grasp that, for example, if a part of the site supports images then posting images is acceptable.

Adding something about 'stop fucking moaning, if you don't like it fuck off' may also help.
(, Sun 31 Mar 2013, 12:19, 2 replies, latest was 2 months ago)
could everyone who wants a link to offtopic in the nav bar please use Firefox and greasemonkey and stop fucking whining?
var navbar = document.getElementById("navbar");
if (navbar != null) {

var navAnchors = navbar.getElementsByTagName("a");

if (navAnchors != null) {

var faqAnchor = navAnchors[navAnchors.length -3]

var barText = document.createTextNode(" | ");
var otAnchor = document.createElement("a");
otAnchor.href = "/questions/offtopic/";
otAnchor.innerHTML = "OT";

faqAnchor.parentNode.insertBefore(otAnchor, faqAnchor.nextSibling);
faqAnchor.parentNode.insertBefore(barText, faqAnchor.nextSibling);
}

}


ta.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 23:20, 7 replies, latest was 3 months ago)
Can you get rid of all the stuff I don't like. Ta.

(, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 12:57, Reply)
Please ban the hedgehog from hell for continually bleating on about star wars.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 17:15, 2 replies, latest was 2 months ago)
add "image upload" option to achived posts
so I can fix all my old image links to something more persistent
(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)

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