I've been waiting to tell this story
When I as at School, long ago.

There was a boy who I shouldn't name called Paul Bentley

He was bullied lots.

One day before the teacher had arrived in classroom, a naughty child had drawn this on the whiteboard



All very entertaining I'm sure you'll agree.
The naughty child then shouted out

'Bentley, Bentley! Draw the pubes! Draw the pubes!'

Bentley was reluctant, he thought the teacher would walk in just as he started to draw.

Eventually he was cajoled into stepping up to the whiteboard, marker in hand.

'Draw the pubes! Draw the pubes!' chanted the class.

What Bentley drew relegated him to the world of the bullied forever. When he stepped away from the board this is what we saw.


(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:24, closed)

Brilliant
*clicks*
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:24, closed)

Pfft pearoast

( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:25, closed)

This is the perfect opportunity for it to get the recognition it deserves.
It is my favourite story.
(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:27, closed)

Bentley had it coming

(Santa Clauswitheringlicktacklefeff won't ask if you don't tell, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:27, closed)

He's an accountant now.

(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:27, closed)

Figures...
/coat
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:28, closed)

lol
Not sure if it's because I'm so tired I could pass out or that was indeed timed right, but I'm laughing so hard I've gone deaf in one ear.
(Opanoid Look sweats dripping off them, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:15, closed)

I say fairplay to the lad!
Who wouldn't want a cock that shot flames?! You'd be like some kind of porno super hero, fighting crime with your firey nightstick!
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Wed 13 May 2009, 13:29, closed)

hehehe

( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:38, closed)

I wish this was true.

( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:46, closed)

It is true.
Ask anyone from North Halifax Grammar School about Paul Bentley.
(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:51, closed)

Besides, if I were going to make up a story
It would follow the usual QoTW format

nerd is bullied for Autism
nerd develops Kung Fu
nerd defeats big boss bully
nerd tells internet
(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:52, closed)

But it's on the QOTW,
So must be a lie.
Still, the absence of Kung Fu and Autism does add a certain gravitas.

On a serious note, I liked it the first time, and was still good this time.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:56, closed)

;)

(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:13, closed)

Spot on mate.
Giggled like an absolute cunt.

Cheers
(colonel69 has got breasts???, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:07, closed)

Bentley really is stupid
They should be curly. Good to see he got them in the right place, though.

What?

*click*
( TheMagicDwarf is a soldier of fortune. Only at weekends, though, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:39, closed)

It would be deliciously ironic
if Wormulus won QOTW with a true story.
( Noely Noel people in my ear are telling me to stay calm, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:24, closed)

Don't even joke.

(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:34, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/all
( Noely Noel people in my ear are telling me to stay calm, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:37, closed)

*crosses fingers and squeezes face up*
yes yes yes yes
(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:51, closed)

HA HA HA HA HA
LOOK AT ME QOTW!
LOOK AT WORMULUS!
(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:20, closed)

Is it wrong
that all I could think of when I saw that was James Earl Jones saying 'Simba...'?
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:27, closed)

Yes
and no
(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:31, closed)

'Laugh My Arse Off!!'
*clicks* for the compulsory QOTW knob!
(Sir General ***WoW***, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:36, closed)

QUESTION of the week
I'm obviously missing something here - this isn't the image challenge, its the QUESTION. Mildly pisses me off to the point of tutting when some cunt puts up a photo or a picture and it wins. Answer the fucking QUESTION with some witty or insightful prose; don't put up a fucking shit series of pictures.
(Lizard King, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:39, closed)

You have gauged the feeling about this post so incredibly well.

( Noely Noel people in my ear are telling me to stay calm, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:48, closed)

Paul Bentley, I often wondered what became of you.

(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:49, closed)

...just like all of your QOTW posts then....

( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Thu 14 May 2009, 20:10, closed)

*tuts* and also *tsks*

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:59, closed)

hahahahaha
oh fuck
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:41, closed)

Awesome
CDC FTW! :o)
(RVD420 thinks you have nice tits, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:30, closed)

Well
this is truly bleedin well excellent! Nice work, Sir!
(SpankyHanky, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:12, closed)

*checks /all*
Still top?

Oh dear oh dear, looks like you're going to win!
( Agnostic Antichrist why isn't fingering a girl known as digital sex?, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:12, closed)

Credit where credit is due.
This is your fault QotW ;)

not really, it was mostly down to my Honda Accord
(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:19, closed)