I've been waiting to tell this story
When I as at School, long ago.

There was a boy who I shouldn't name called Paul Bentley

He was bullied lots.

One day before the teacher had arrived in classroom, a naughty child had drawn this on the whiteboard



All very entertaining I'm sure you'll agree.
The naughty child then shouted out

'Bentley, Bentley! Draw the pubes! Draw the pubes!'

Bentley was reluctant, he thought the teacher would walk in just as he started to draw.

Eventually he was cajoled into stepping up to the whiteboard, marker in hand.

'Draw the pubes! Draw the pubes!' chanted the class.

What Bentley drew relegated him to the world of the bullied forever. When he stepped away from the board this is what we saw.


( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:24, 34 replies)

Brilliant
*clicks*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 13 May 2009, 13:24, closed)

Pfft pearoast

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:25, closed)

This is the perfect opportunity for it to get the recognition it deserves.
It is my favourite story.
( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:27, closed)

Bentley had it coming

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:27, closed)

He's an accountant now.

( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:27, closed)

Figures...
/coat
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 13 May 2009, 13:28, closed)

lol
Not sure if it's because I'm so tired I could pass out or that was indeed timed right, but I'm laughing so hard I've gone deaf in one ear.
(Opanoid Look sweats dripping off them, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:15, closed)

I say fairplay to the lad!
Who wouldn't want a cock that shot flames?! You'd be like some kind of porno super hero, fighting crime with your firey nightstick!
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Wed 13 May 2009, 13:29, closed)

hehehe

( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 13:38, closed)

I wish this was true.

( Cawl, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:46, closed)

It is true.
Ask anyone from North Halifax Grammar School about Paul Bentley.
( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:51, closed)

Besides, if I were going to make up a story
It would follow the usual QoTW format

nerd is bullied for Autism
nerd develops Kung Fu
nerd defeats big boss bully
nerd tells internet
( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:52, closed)

But it's on the QOTW,
So must be a lie.
Still, the absence of Kung Fu and Autism does add a certain gravitas.

On a serious note, I liked it the first time, and was still good this time.
( Cawl, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:56, closed)

;)

( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 15:13, closed)

Spot on mate.
Giggled like an absolute cunt.

Cheers
(TheColonel, Wed 13 May 2009, 17:07, closed)

Bentley really is stupid
They should be curly. Good to see he got them in the right place, though.

What?

*click*
( TheMagicDwarf is back like ballroom dancing, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:39, closed)

It would be deliciously ironic
if Wormulus won QOTW with a true story.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:24, closed)

Don't even joke.

( WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:34, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/bullies/all
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:37, closed)

*crosses fingers and squeezes face up*
yes yes yes yes
( WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:51, closed)

HA HA HA HA HA
LOOK AT ME QOTW!
LOOK AT WORMULUS!
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:20, closed)

Is it wrong
that all I could think of when I saw that was James Earl Jones saying 'Simba...'?
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Thu 14 May 2009, 11:27, closed)

Yes
and no
( WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:31, closed)

'Laugh My Arse Off!!'
*clicks* for the compulsory QOTW knob!
(Sir General ***WoW***, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:36, closed)

QUESTION of the week
I'm obviously missing something here - this isn't the image challenge, its the QUESTION. Mildly pisses me off to the point of tutting when some cunt puts up a photo or a picture and it wins. Answer the fucking QUESTION with some witty or insightful prose; don't put up a fucking shit series of pictures.
(Lizard King, Thu 14 May 2009, 12:39, closed)

You have gauged the feeling about this post so incredibly well.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 May 2009, 13:48, closed)

Paul Bentley, I often wondered what became of you.

( WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:49, closed)

...just like all of your QOTW posts then....

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 14 May 2009, 20:10, closed)

Awesome
CDC FTW! :o)
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:30, closed)

Well
this is truly bleedin well excellent! Nice work, Sir!
( SpankyHanky, Tue 19 May 2009, 11:12, closed)

*checks /all*
Still top?

Oh dear oh dear, looks like you're going to win!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:12, closed)

Credit where credit is due.
This is your fault QotW ;)

not really, it was mostly down to my Honda Accord
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:19, closed)