I've hesistated about posting in this QOTW, not because stories about bullying put me in an embarresing position.
But that it puts me in an extremely guilty position.

See, I was the bully.

I'm not really sure what else to write. Suppose i'm a typical case, Parents divorced when i was 10 which fucked me up no end. My sense of humour was so majorly broken that i genuinely thought pointing out peoples' shortcomings would earn me friends. I never physically hurt anybody, i never teased or picked on anyone in particular. But every time i look back at the way, for example, one of the first days at high school a guy comes up to me and tries to strike a conversation and i echo his squeaky voice back at him, the way i intentionally went around with stickers printed off my gameboy camera asking people to join the "hate reginald club" (name changed, who calls their kid reginald?), makes me cringe.

Listen to me try and victimize myself. I deserve no pity. I was a wretched little bastard with a behavior problem and a child psychologist. My twisted sense of humour earned me nothing but what i deserved, leading me to become that wierdo who does nothing all lunchtime but walk around the playground all alone. I was an idiot, and ended getting the piss ripped out of me by the 'cool kids' (karma anyone?)

Not a day goes by i don't regret all those nasty, hurtful little things i've done. I was mainly friendless in high school because of my actions (That wacky karma). I've apologised to everyone i can find who i picked on and made fun of, and even though i can't say i've fully escaped the vicious circle of self destruction that makes me push people away in such a manner, i hope i'm well on my way to functioning like a normal human being.

So, on behalf of bullies everywhere.

Sorry.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:18, 19 replies)

Bloody well done you.
*round of applause*

I, for one, do not think you should be raped.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:20, closed)

I think we both know that's not true
he did the crime, time for the punishment.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:26, closed)

Alright, you take that end.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:27, closed)

erm
this end is dripping like a buttered bacon sandwich

can we swap?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:34, closed)

Hang on.
One, two, three. How many ends?

ESCHERMAN.

I'm going to get under my desk and have a cry until the laws of physics are restored.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:36, closed)

well,
i'm raping his urethra

or Docking as its more commonly known
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:55, closed)

I appreciate that.
Perhaps you could rape me just a little bit...?

Just a weensy raping?
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:43, closed)

A rapette
if you will
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:31, closed)

I like this post
Admitting your shortcomings and saying sorry is a very hard thing to do. Well done. Come and have some cake.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:26, closed)

Bravo,Will.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 15 May 2009, 16:28, closed)

Bravo for saying that.
But...

Needs more Honda
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:37, closed)

You're right. How silly of me.
Okay, add this to the end, using your imagination.

"This all might have something to do with the near death experience i had when i was 9. Some bastard driving a Honda accord ran me over."

Happy now?
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:43, closed)

Pffffffffft, cheers fella.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 15 May 2009, 16:43, closed)

Also with the well done.
Ta for being honest.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Fri 15 May 2009, 16:58, closed)

*wafts good karma towards Will*
.
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 May 2009, 19:29, closed)

This may be the right time...
... for my favourite pithy quote. By Homer (Simpson, not the author of the Odyssey).

"You can't keep blaming yourself, Marge. Blame yourself once and get over it".
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Fri 15 May 2009, 21:51, closed)

Very brave of you
And the apology means a lot.
(allthatglittersisglitter, Sat 16 May 2009, 0:20, closed)

I want to fondle your buttocks

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 16 May 2009, 2:23, closed)

You'd be the only one.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 16 May 2009, 13:30, closed)