How I Skive Off WorkAdmit it. No one does any work these days. It's all looking at crappy websites with your thumb hanging over alt tab incase the boss walks over. Tell us your best methods of skiving, and any resultant incidents. (Maybe your slacking off has got someone sacked, or resulted in a large scale industrial accident.)
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rob, Wed 27 Apr 2005, 15:53)
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\not me...but a work collegue...he is quite possibly the most lazy person i have ever met!
we work in a bar which gets very busy in the evenings (especially thurs,fri,sat) and whilst everyone else is rushing their arses off, he will be stood in the glasswash room drinking coffee...
also, in the time it takes him to serve one person, the other staff will have served at least 5!
he can wander around the pub for hours on end with a bottle of table cleaner and an empty pint glass...and is constantly on his mobile phone.
one of his favorite things to do is stand in the dj booth 'sorting out play lists' and his other favorite pass-time is using the ladies staff toilets and 'pebble-dashing' the bowls and peeing all over the seats...
he is quite possibly the most infuriating person i've ever had to work with! but what's more annoying is the fact that out of work he's a pretty decent bloke!!
(, Thu 28 Apr 2005, 0:45, Reply)
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