Buses
We've got a local bus driver who likes to pull away slowly just to see how far old ladies with shopping trollies will chase him down the road. By popular demand - tell us your thrilling bus anecdotes.
Thanks to glued eel for the suggestion
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Scaryduck Buy my dirt cheap books! http://amzn.to/ZZ69iy, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:14)
Has anyone heard about the new ultra-fast rocket-assisted service Kellogs have put on between London and Manchester?
Only takes a couple of hours bombing down the motorway. Strap yourself in and feel the gees. And the great thing is its not expensive, its priced so cheaply that its effectively available to all.
Its called the Hi Speed Universal Cereal Bus.
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SpankyHanky, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:31,
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This is the first pun...
...I have clicked, I believe.
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ThomsonsPier consumes, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:43,
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stands in the thick corner
Ive said it out loud several times and erm?
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insomniac-surfer hates her username but cant think of anything else, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:07,
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geek humour.
* sighs, clicks anyway *
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tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:17,
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This is something to do with computers
isn't it?
cereal/serial
I think that safely confirms my non-geek status.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:38,
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oh
computers eh
knows nowt, happy to join the non geeks :)
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insomniac-surfer hates her username but cant think of anything else, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:54,
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Universal Cereal Bus = Universal Serial Bus = USB
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:47,
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Nice one Spanky.
I'm eating cereal as I write this. Coco Pops. Luvverly!
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Chum Gnomesky Nom Chompsky, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:04,
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