Nothing to do with call centres
I was leaving work yesterday evening and there was a man standing at the front door of the building what I thought was trying to push the door open.

When I asked if I could help him, he explained that a someone who worked there had left something at his house and he just trying to return it. I said ok give it me and I will make sure they get it. Then the man said there was a problem as it was now stuck in the letter box and could I help him get it out.

I said yes, of course. I asked the man what was it he was trying to deliver. The man said a sausage. That is right, yesterday I had to wrestle a very large German sausage from the letter box!
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:55, 2 replies)

Did he get you to lubricate the end of the sausage which protruded through the letterbox by licking it
and then did more of the sausage appear, and did he then try really hard to push it through the letterbox and get quite red in the face?

Only asking.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 18:44, closed)

Do you know what he did
Then he made fists with his hands and his body went rigid. I got quite worried, I think he was having a seizure.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 10:53, closed)