Call CentresDreadful pits of hellish torture for both customer and the people who work there. Press 1 to leave an amusing story, press 2 for us to send you a lunchbox full of turds.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:20)
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Press 1My mate once called the Guinness helpline number on the back of the can, the conversation went roughly as follows:
Mate: Hi I'm wondering if it's OK to drink my Guinness now?
Guinness: Sorry Sir, I don't get you.
Mate: Well it says on the can to chill for an hour before drinking.
Guinness: Yes sir that's correct.
Mate: Well, I've been in the garden chilling for 45mins and am a bit bored so want to know if that's long enough or not?
(, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 18:50, 2 replies)
lol..^ what that says..
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Just reminded me:On a chocolate bar wrapper: 'Have you been to Cadbury's World yet? Phone 0121 4514159 for details'
I gave them a call and asked them, but they weren't able to tell me whether or not I'd been there.
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Chum Gnomesky Nom Chompsky, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 8:30,
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