Caught shagging
A few months into our teenage relationship, we began to get somewhat amorous on her kitchen floor. (The future) Mrs Sandettie slipped a leg out of her jeans and we made like the beast with two backs. However, her dad walked in.
"What the bleeding hell are you doing?" he asked rhetorically. We both jumped up, he gave us a disgusted look and then he wandered out again. Had he have come in a few minutes later at the point where I was about to blow my beans, he would've had to wait because in that situation King Arthur couldn't have pulled me out.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 17:55, 7 replies)

"because in that situation King Arthur couldn't have pulled me out."
Literary/Historical click.
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 22:08, closed)

Agreed. *click*
And props to the image of a literal King Arthur shouting "EXCALIBURRRR!!!" and you also screaming "EXCALIBURRRRRRRRGGGGGGH" during the shuddering Shangri-La.
(The 2-Belo OH SHI--[Sound of impact][End of recording], Fri 4 Jun 2010, 5:42, closed)

as a result of this, I've GOT to do that tonight during sexy-time!! (hope those damn Gerries don't catch me at it!)
(Anne Frank started to build a loft conversion on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 9:16, closed)

Roasts for the win!

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 23:42, closed)

Click for the Arthur line.

(Archeleus hates cabbage, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:44, closed)

And me..
it made me blow snotters..
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:31, closed)

Oh dear...
Tears aplenty for the King Arthur line... hil-fucking-arious!
*click
( DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 23:24, closed)