Working as a labourer in my teens
I was given the task of making spotless the top floor, the first finished, of a posh office development in The City for inspection by the top brass of the developers and owners.

I did all the heavy lifting then got to hoovering. The hoover was a sort of industrial Henry vacuum cleaner and the floorspace massive.

My task nearly complete in plenty of time I started arsing about, walking like C3PO and dragging my R2 like hoover after me while going, "Master Luke! Master Luke! BRRR BRRT PHWEEE trrrr BWEEE OOOON THRIP!".

Turned round to see all the big nobs staring at me in disbelief.
(twattybanjo, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:52, 8 replies)

Hahahaha
I like these stories much more than the sex/wanking/vandalism etc. ones. You weren't actually doing anything wrong, and it's quite cute.
( Bob Todd whee, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:02, closed)

Well, sex isn't wrong either,
but you know what I mean.
( Bob Todd whee, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:03, closed)

It is the way I do it.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:03, closed)

Ha!
Nicely done.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:20, closed)

Those big nobs
Obviously didn't like star wars....not to be trusted they're not. (yoda)
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:36, closed)

2 x not = yes?
So they are to be trusted then?

Unless you meant "to be trusted they are not"?

pedantic? yes. ;)
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:59, closed)

It would be nice
if one top brass said to the other "these aren't the droids we're looking for..." and turned on their heels and wandered off..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:47, closed)

^^ this
Would make the OP a definite front page..
( snee held his breath since, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:16, closed)