decorative bollards
My boss came to my desk (female btw) and she was discussing putting the above on either side of the driveway of our country house HQ.

I says "no problem", fires up google.ie, types "decorative bollards" in the search engine, turns the screen so we both can see the results, switches to image mode, (safe search on off ok) and I look away as my phone rings.

Cue her red face and me looking at the screen....... FUCK!!!!!
( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:33, 14 replies)

Oh look, the opening paragraph of a story.
I love a good cliffhanger, me.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:48, closed)

I think
you're meant to try it out yourself
(Smale is stuffed, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:50, closed)

*Sigh*. Fine...
...


...those aren't bollards.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:13, closed)

I'd like to know why it is that all the OP's stories seem to end with him 'accidentally' looking at gay porn despite him not being gay, oh no?
b3ta.com/questions/caught/post747067

For reference.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:50, closed)

see whatcha mean :)
not a bright idea to try that google search at work BTW, luckily my boss wasn't looking
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:50, closed)

Oh
dear god!
(dchurch bah, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:32, closed)

Tried it, works best with the image search
but I can't for the life of me work out where the decorative bollards come into it!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 16:53, closed)

eh?
all I get is bollards

edit: oh yes I see
( rofl harris, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:08, closed)

I don't see.
It's just bollards. Is it the phallic shape? Are we all schoolchildren? I see nothing embarrassing here whatsoever.
( user_names_suck, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:53, closed)

search google images

( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:25, closed)

And turn off safe search

( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:43, closed)

Whoops
Fifth photo....
( The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:49, closed)

I'm just glad...
I tried this (damn you curiosity!) before anyone else was in..
( snee held his breath since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:31, closed)

Everything was fine
till the 5th image.
(Archeleus hates cabbage, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:05, closed)