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Celebrations, anniversaries and milestones

Willenium says: I just reached the big 10 on b3ta, so tell us your stories of big date milestones from relationships, birthdays, work and life-changing choices.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:19)

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:16, 88 replies)

Celebrate good times, come on!

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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:34, closed)

they're in the wrong order. eating order is:
twix, malteser, snickers, caramel, dove, mars, milky way.

then the bounty.

in the bin. where all coconut shite belongs.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:41, closed)

Lies! Lies on the internet.
It's Malteser, Dove, Snickers, Mars, Twix, Milky Way, Bounty, and Caramel, as any fule kno.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:57, closed)

oh man
i thought you were one of the GOOD ones. smh.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:20, closed)

Got any of that coconut jam left?

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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:25, closed)

what were those biscuits with coconut, jam and marshmallow?
i bet you like those, you sick man
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:57, closed)

that's your birthday present sorted

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these nasty little bitches?
you really shouldn't have

djleekee.wordpress.com/2010/03/09/anyone-remember-those-marshmallow-and-coconut-biscuits/
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:03, closed)

I'm not getting you a whole packet, you spoilt cunt.

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you might as well
you're getting them back for christmas
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:37, closed)

terrible anti-Semitism

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Jam Mallows me hole
Those biscuits you refer to are Mikado's as any fool knows.

A friends father once christened them with the amusing nickname 'Smiling Fannys'.

They are 1/3 of the family of biscuits. The other two are Kimberleys and Coconut creams.

Now away with ye.
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sneep used to date Freddie Starr's hamster, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 13:28, closed)

Aye, they're not bad.
They do make my hands tremble from the sheer amount of sugar in them though.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:24, closed)

not sure anybody should take chocolate advice from somebody who hates jam

(well that went better than expected, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:08, closed)

keep your jars of period to yourself, ta

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:19, closed)

More people like you,
mean more Bounty bars for me.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:27, closed)

No no no no no.
You eat the ones you like the LEAST first.
Then hide the box.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:04, closed)

is this an amuse bouche that you've prepared for your morbidly obese wife?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:46, closed)

foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:56, closed)

drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:59, closed)

I wonder how far to the right this will go

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:59, closed)

drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:00, closed)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:09, closed)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:17, closed)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:38, closed)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:55, closed)

That far

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:57, closed)

Is there a section in The Archive, for people who just post pics that they found on the internet?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:21, closed)

i think they have toblerones in them this year, although that's based on a friend's fb pic, so i may be LYING ON THE INTERNET
but if so, he didn't even get an up to date picture. the shame.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:22, closed)

I'm still wondering why the Galaxy has been renamed Dave.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:21, closed)

hang on, what the fuck is dove?
is that the new name for galaxy or something?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:54, closed)

i think they're dove bars in the states
so probably
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:57, closed)

it's like the lazy scrote just nicked this picture off Google or sutin

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Sue the fuckers!

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:57, closed)

^I gotta admit, I was thinking the exact same thing.

(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:58, closed)

It's chocolate for REAL WOMEN

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:08, closed)

there are no REAL WOMEN on the internet

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Then I have made a terrible mistake with the last gaz I sent

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:59, closed)

mmmmm flavoured hydrogenated vegetable oil

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:03, closed)

tastiest of all teh oils

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:03, closed)

Proper British chocolate.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:08, closed)

the problem is that shit chocolate is tasty
i'd rather have a milky bar than a 70% cocoa fancy thing
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:09, closed)

You have the palate of a 6 year old.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:24, closed)

NONCE

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:27, closed)

I'd say a two year old at the most.
They usually start becoming adventurous with their food and learn to use utensils properly after that.
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Muns, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:28, closed)

Finally, someone with a weird internet list willing to show the class what he found in the arse folds of his fat wife.

(Your name: Board Sig:, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:28, closed)

Finally, someone hiding behind a sock puppet account to TTT.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:02, closed)

Finally, an autist who has spent weeks of his life making lists about inconsequential events that people have made up anyway willing to admit that he doesn't know how an anonymous messageboard works.

(Your name: Board Sig:, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:15, closed)

Is it so that saddos an tell people off for being silly online?

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:18, closed)

I'm glad you have this level of self awareness mate. Delete that list mate, it's never been funny.

(Your name: Board Sig:, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:35, closed)

I bet you used to write angry letters to the people who did Speak You're Branes as well.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:38, closed)

Thank you for referencing an obscure website that I've never heard of. Is that what inspired you to spend so much time making lists about stuff?

(Your name: Board Sig:, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:44, closed)

As I recall, it was a couple of slow hours on particularly rainy afternoon when the pub was closed and nothing was on the telly that inspired me to put it together.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:51, closed)

Yes dear.

(Your name: Board Sig:, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:52, closed)

Plus, you know, if you can't take the piss out of someone throwing a tantrum because their dad suggests they should smarten themselves up for a family 'do' then you're probably some kind of weepy loser hiding behind a sock upper account.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:56, closed)

I understand it must be upsetting to be seen with someone so grossly overweight in public, but you need to stop taking it out on an anonymous messageboard.

(Your name: Board Sig:, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:11, closed)

This years contest for "most angry and bitter sock-puppet," is shaping-up to be a real doozy.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:30, closed)

I'd say the competition will be pretty stiff, but I doubt any of them are capable of erections.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:38, closed)

Speaking as a little man who can't achieve penetrative sex with his fat wife I'll have to go with your expertise in this area.

(Your name: Board Sig:, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:47, closed)

Oh man, a 'NO U'.
All I need now is a TTT claim and I've got 4 corners.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:50, closed)

I dunno mate, it's physically impossible to have penetrative sex with a woman that size. It must make having erections with your little pecker somewhat redundant, no?

(Your name: Board Sig:, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:54, closed)

you've managed to get upset in a thread about cheap chocolates

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Oh man, you are killing this site.
[insert 5000 words as to why] *feel smug* maybe a wank.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:58, closed)

Ho1y sh1t 1 must be in you3 lin3 of f1r3. Th15 mu57 b3 y0u ta31ng m3 do3n m4n.

(Your name: Board Sig:, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:01, closed)

Yeah, that doesn't even make any sense.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:08, closed)

n00b

(Your name: Board Sig:, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:18, closed)

You decide to choose this example out of all the others.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:19, closed)

prick

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This must be the hardmanning crossfire you were on about the other day during one of your hyperglycemic attacks when you seem to type all that embarrassing stuff on the internet and post sequential pictures of tragic pizza ovens.

(Your name: Board Sig:, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:10, closed)

upset prick

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No, you are the more upsettest.

(Your name: Board Sig:, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 19:56, closed)

prick

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^

(Your name: Board Sig:, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 20:34, closed)

I'm just glad I didn't do something really bad like post a picture of Bea Arthur in a strap-on or sutin.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 18:06, closed)

Already did that gag.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:03, closed)

Yeah but fuck off.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:31, closed)

Fair enough.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:33, closed)

teasers are the best

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:40, closed)

this used to be correct
but mini twixes beat your teasers, sorry. that's just the law.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:39, closed)

you know what's better than a teeny little twix treat thing?
A twix.
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i had a peanut butter twix not that long ago
"sexy as fuck"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:30, closed)

dorty bastid

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Zuowan, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 15:40, closed)

You can buy teaser bars now

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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:59, closed)

if this does not win
democracy is clearly broken.
(yeswehavenopasties, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 2:44, closed)

Like democracy ever worked in the first place

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 14:03, closed)

I stopped buying them when they took out the best one.

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Peej, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 15:13, closed)

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