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Willenium says: I just reached the big 10 on b3ta, so tell us your stories of big date milestones from relationships, birthdays, work and life-changing choices.

(, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 14:19)
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for our paper anniversary a few years ago
I bought a cute leather bound 40 page 6x4 inch book, with a neat little clasp on it, and filled it with hand written reasons why I love my missus.

However, some could only be decrypted with a mirror, some were in High Elf, Hobbit Runes (old English) and a few pictures can be arranged on a musical notation to form a small song about why my wife is ace, if you set the words to it.

So far 4 years later she's not clocked the hidden notation's but noticed the Solresol, translated the elf and hobbits bits, and worked out the mirror trick :)

I had days and days of fun making this. Was brilliant fun.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 2:42, closed)
You are Gandalf

(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 7:21, closed)

Gandalf a Gaylord.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 7:33, closed)
You could do all your posts the same way so
we can all have fun too.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:34, closed)
nothing fun about his posts m8

(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:37, closed)

ɐǝpᴉ pooƃ ʎllɐǝɹ ɐ s,ʇɐɥ┴
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:25, closed)
Is this the online equivalent to pinning a "kick me" sign to your own back?

(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:50, closed)
at comicon see you I do

(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 8:51, closed)
never mind, mate
one day you'll be able to afford real presents and she might stop fucking other men
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:20, closed)
You actually have gone full-time Tesco Value Troll, haven't you?

(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:24, closed)
by posting exactly the same obnoxious stuff in exactly the same style for the last twelve years?

(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:28, closed)
No, you never used to be like this.

(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:28, closed)
I don't really know who you are but you clearly haven't been paying much attention to the typical tone of this website

(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:31, closed)

Is there some kind of provincial Rage Virus causing people to over-react in hilariously inappropriate ways?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:28, closed)
see that address bar at the top? where it says b3ta and not mumsnet? hth

(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:30, closed)

I'd have thought you'd have had enough of mentioning addresses by now :(
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:31, closed)
Well played, here.

(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:05, closed)
I always knew Shambo and Albert's spat would spill over into RL sooner or later.

(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:05, closed)

You should have put one page in that was just untranslatable gibberish.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:29, closed)
a doctor skagra wank fantasy

(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:33, closed)

The book's only 40 pages long.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 9:35, closed)
I got my wife a packet of kitchen roll, and told her to clean the fucking house.

Because I'm a man and not some fucking bent autist.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 10:03, closed)
or married

(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 11:23, closed)
Do you understand the meaning of the word 'wife'?

(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 11:26, closed)
poidh

(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 11:29, closed)
not only that, I even understand the difference between past and present tenses
that's what a classical education does for you
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 11:58, closed)
Pinch it back and put a fore edge painting on it.

(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:08, closed)

edge skin
(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 12:08, closed)
:D
Ah that's a cracking idea. Cheers!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 3:30, closed)
^ 12 and gay and autism and virgin.

(, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 13:14, closed)
qotw venn diagram

(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 0:54, closed)

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