Cheggers
This story is a bit of a hand-me-down but it's wonderful. A friend of a friend was working as a proctologist somewhere (i'm so definite with my locations, characters but it gets better). Anyway, this guy was called to a cubicle where a man was waiting for a rectal examination of some sort. When he pulled the curtain open, the scene revealed was none other than that of Keith Chegwin in his hospital pyjamas. Cheggers (remember he was about to have a stranger rifling thorugh the contents of his shit box) turned with glee to welcome my friend to his cubicle, raised both of his thumbs and said "Wahey!".
I'm not sure that he did this when my friend was wrist-deep in his hoop though.
( Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:13, 2 replies)

Hold up....
...wrist deep? Fucking hell!
(Psymon_Spark Jesus Saves! The rest of you take 4d6 damage, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:23, closed)

Wahaay!
I now have a mental image of Cheggers, Mid 'thumbs-up' salute including stupid expression, whilst wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a doctors arm up his arse.

and yes, I'm finding it rather funny..
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 10:46, closed)