When I was a Medic in the TA I was doing some "stand by and watch" work on the set of a film they were shooting at the Playboy Mansion in America.
Mr T was there, but we can come back to that.
My eyes were instantly taken by the gorgeous blondes walking about the poolside in their skimpies, and some with nothing on at all (tee-hee)!!
Being a three time Black-belt I went over all stealthily and got in to my banana hammock. It's an awesome pair of trunks my Mum got me, they've got Batman on the front and they give me Courage to Talk to Girls +8!!
After a short while telling these girls about how I'm a level 80 magician on World of Warcraft. I have like, 12 accounts and I can give them away to all my best friends on the internet and stuff. I'm cool like that.
Anyway. They were well turned on which was their first mistake as I'm incredibly hot in bed due to my asthma and it blocking up my sinuses and stuff, thus making me susceptible to hot flushes.
I had like 8 of them at once and I was like "YEAH?" and they got all like "WOW!" which was their second mistake as I call World of Warcraft "WOW" when I'm out at bars with my friends from the internet so as not to be seen as an internet nerd by real life people who might be listening in with ear trumpets.
I totally said "Bye girls" and walked off back on to set. Then I roundhoused Mr. T.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:38, 8 replies)

That reminds me of the time I ploughed a girl in the back of my honda accord
at the same time as I drove around Norwich.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:41, closed)

I once ploughed into the back of an Honda Accord

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:59, closed)

I'm totally rocking a solid broom-on about you now

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:44, closed)

EAR CATARACTS? etc.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:58, closed)

Ear Cataracts.......?

(Raoul Moat's New Fishing Rod, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:31, closed)

Having read all about you in the Newcastle Herald
I know this to be true. My hero *swoons*
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 17:59, closed)

That medic prison nonce,
proves there's some gullible twats out there. Bless.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:03, closed)

NO WAI

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 18:30, closed)