Cheating cheaty cheatsI'm rubbish at cheating. I was asked to help run a stall at a local fair. We sold squares on a treasure map for 10p a go, with the one closest to the "hidden treasure" winning stuff.
I told my sister where it was. I'd not really thought through how obvious this would be. I've kind of avoided cheating since, what have you cheated at? Confess all, it'll make you feel better.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 10:14)
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GreyhoundsI work with racing greyhounds for one of the big tracks in the country. Now the sport isn't completely bent but you do get the odd cheat and trick played here and there. Just hold the dogs up or a slight bit of over feeding normally does the trick. Then when the time is right and the trainer feels it will be a big price we back it at nice sized odds normally around 5-1. We had an absloute stinger tonight. We knew it was time to get on because we thought the dog was a lump of shit, but the trainer came over and is taking extra care of the dog. Lump on time!10-1 we got too! Who are we cheating? Well I'll say only the bookies. But they deserve it. The Slags.
Apologies for it being unfunny, but at least it's true
(, Mon 21 Nov 2005, 23:51, Reply)
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