Cheating cheaty cheatsI'm rubbish at cheating. I was asked to help run a stall at a local fair. We sold squares on a treasure map for 10p a go, with the one closest to the "hidden treasure" winning stuff.
I told my sister where it was. I'd not really thought through how obvious this would be. I've kind of avoided cheating since, what have you cheated at? Confess all, it'll make you feel better.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 10:14)
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A harsh life I leadNever cheated since my primary school spelling tests. I used to write out the words on a very small piece of paper. As my handwriting was appalling, no one could read the note other than me even if they had found it. I’m not dyslexic, just crap at spelling.
I have been cheated on though, by my Ex’s, of which I had been going out with for at least 18 months. The first got engaged to my (then) best mate, before telling me. The second got married before letting me know. At least my third ex decided that she no longer liked sleeping with men, having tried four of my female friends before dumping me. (could have invited me to watch, but she didn’t) The fourth just slept with her boss and then dumped me on Christmas Eve. But at least she was my cousin. (shared great-grandparents, so not quite incest)
And my shrink wonders why I have emotional problems approaching women?
Before you assume I’m weird, I did cure a lesbian once.*
*not my words, but it fits
(, Tue 22 Nov 2005, 14:41, Reply)
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