Cheating cheaty cheatsI'm rubbish at cheating. I was asked to help run a stall at a local fair. We sold squares on a treasure map for 10p a go, with the one closest to the "hidden treasure" winning stuff.
I told my sister where it was. I'd not really thought through how obvious this would be. I've kind of avoided cheating since, what have you cheated at? Confess all, it'll make you feel better.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Nov 2005, 10:14)
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GCSE or not GCSEWhen I was at school we had to do Dual Award Science which if passed gave you two whole GCSEs.
I was fairly rubbish at Science and truth be known, school all together.
Anyway, we all had to submit coursework for each Science subject but only our best grade from any of our three bits of coursework went towards our final mark. Being the complete slacker that I was I handed in none for any of these subjects.
My luck however was in on the day that we were to submit our Physics coursework. Our usual teacher was on temporary leave due to stress. So when his incompetent stand-in collected the coursework he noticed that one piece did not have a name on it. Seizing my opportunity I claimed it as my own and duly received 89% for my Dual Award Science GCSE coursework!
Overall I ended up with a 'CC' grade, but also managed to scrape another three 'C' grades (see what an amazing academic I was) which enabled me to continue on to A-Levels.
I did find out who’s coursework I had claimed a number of years on and fortunately because of the policy of your best coursework mark being applied he managed 70% in Chemistry... but obviously he did know what he was talking about so pulled out a 'BB' in Dual Science.
Morale of the story, cheat when you can and you too can escape being branded a mong, well until you let everyone know that you're really just a spawney spaz.
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 23 Nov 2005, 10:06,
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