HoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 11:02)
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When I was a child I wanted to be the girlfriend of the following people Michael J Fox/ Christian Slater/ Johnny Depp. Now they're ill, drug addited and old I feel content that I never achieved these goals.
Apart from Johnny - I definitely still would.
(, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 14:56, closed)
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