I believed I could wave it in the air like I just didn't care.
But it fell off.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Every workshop or shed......
...does not contain the raw materials and tools required to build a fully functioning tank.

Curse you, A-Team!


(one day mine will, though.....)
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:28, Reply)

I was genuinely a little bit surprised to find out that
machine guns had limited ammunition, and required reloading.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 13:00, Reply)

Dyslexia
Is a real and genuine learning difficulty and therefore ok not to do well at school. Of course I now know it is just an excuse for poor teaching, or in my case being a lazy little shit.
(sex drugs and jellied eels, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:59, Reply)

I believed I could fly
I believed I could touch the sky
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:48, 3 replies)

More misheard lyrics hilarity.
My Missus used to think that the lyrics to 'Rockafella Skank' were:

"Right about now - Vauxhall Brother"

She thought the whole thing was a subliminal ploy to get people to go out and buy shitty Vectras
(King Nightmare, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:34, 3 replies)

In the middle of Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel's hit 'Judy Teen'
I used to think he suddenly said: "Schneider's Happy!!"

I was mid 20s before I was told the actual lyric.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:30, Reply)

I used to believe

I don't anymore.
(King Nightmare, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:13, 2 replies)

I used to think Ireland was France

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:12, 1 reply)

I used to think that the second verse of Lionel Ritchie's "A Jazz Chord (I Just Called To Say I Love You)" started with him singing
"I want to break open my own head and consume my mind, my paranoid dreams are all that keep me alive in this world full of hatred and fear, the cancer in my soul will be forever the destruction of beauty, oh God I think I'm dying."

Pffft! Kids, eh?!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:06, 2 replies)

I used to believe that spending an inordinate amount of time talking about bowel movements was hilarious.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:29, 2 replies)